May 2013
best-of-funny:
thefaultsinourself:
densofaxis:
the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and come out wet” in the yearbook and the yearbook people didn’t realize it until it was too late so they put stickers over that part but everyone’s taking that shit off
that is beautiful
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egberts:
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
kittenesque:
jimmyjamjimjohn:
rubywhiterabbit:
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
why would you say that?!
heartsblogcars:
methlabrador:
when people say “i dont believe in science”
what are you even talking about
Watchandythanfiction:
So…why haven’t I seen the whole fandom talking about this?
Osric Chau as a young Bruce Lee in a “trailer” for Return of the Dragon.
nowhereaddie:
Today on twitter we decided to play a game: Who can find the worst Muse merch on ebay?
I think we all won…
thefirstgentleman:
casual reminder that for every person who doesn’t want to label their sexuality theres another person who prefers the tangibility of a word and both are ok
weirdplantgirl:
be my boyfriend i will draw u dumb things and make cool mix cd’s for you and maybe let you have one of my plants
letterstogodptiii:
tea-books-and-blankets:
yaygocats:
discomplete:
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
kalories:
i’ve had tumblr for years and i still don’t know what the fuck an rss feed is
me: i like this character
person: ok
me: no you dont understand
me: i'm gonna make you mine
me: *right click, save image as*
me: forgets to hold alt down while reblogging
me: dying whale noise
diverged:
I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months
